a ladies shoes salesman keeps getting handed pizza. he doesn't want his girlfriend to know. so he hides one. then another. then all of them — in his pants, in his socks, behind his ears.
it works until it doesn't, and hard truths are always worth it in the end.
kids read this as a man covered in pizza. everyone else reads it as something else entirely.
every order comes with a handwritten note from stephen. written by hand, one at a time - same as the books.
